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Marketing Fail.

Posted by Viktoria Michaelis on April 28, 2011 in Internet |

I don’t receive a great deal of spam, that is; I don’t get a lot of new spam which manages to get around my filters, but now and then one does manage to get through and I am, as you can imagine, instantly convinced that I ought to run out and do whatever it is that these people suggest.

Here is one which managed to get through recently, although I haven’t bothered keeping the product photographs which came with it. You’ll have to imagine it for yourselves: something similar to an armband but, because of where it is used, a little bit smaller. Here is the description and details on how to use it:

Magical experience:
No battery,360 degree Free whirl ball , TPR material.
1. Wear on penis, larger & more stimulate vagina & G-spot,
speed up & adding more femal climax.
also to prolong men’s climax.
2. With finger, 1 or several for perfect touch massage.
both massage clitoris & deep into G-spot.
3. Self use or couple’s massage.

How to use
1. Wear on penis middle around or you like.
2. Slowly into vagina and stop on the top, repeat 1~2 minute around or more.
3. full deep into, then pull and push each time about 1~1.5″ slow and repeat.

Design and production in Taiwan.

An interesting idea – although nothing for me since, well, I can hardly fix it around one of my toys which fulfill their task perfectly anyway – but one which might have worked better, from a marketing point of view, if they’d taken the trouble to write their description a little bit more professionally.

Love & Kisses, Viki.

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