Ten steps to being a better person. Or to losing weight. Or to getting that job offer you’ve been dying for. Or to winning the Mega Lottery in your State. Everyone has a ten step plan – even German politicians who, when some political venture doesn’t go the way it should, create a ten step plan to get it back on track, and use up a bit of time until everyone else has forgotten all about it and their ass is covered! – but not all of them work too well.
Fox News, well known for the level of its unbiased reporting (not the only one …) has shown an extraordinary level of care and attention, of understanding and wit with their latest Ten list. Called 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship, it seems to me more of a quick guide to the end of a relationship, to the divorce courts, even to a quick murder here and there.
I’m sure there are better ways to spice up a relationship which don’t involve such pranks. But still, I have to ask, what will they think up when it comes to adding spice to a sexual relationship? Spice up your sex life by turning on the cold water when your partner is in the shower?
Sorry Fox, but this, for me, is a complete Fail.
- Viktoria Michaelis.