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The Butt Of No Jokes?

Posted by Viktoria Michaelis on March 29, 2013 in Absolute Hot!, Adult (nsfw) |

Time for a little fun, I think, before we get back to the more serious things in life. Not that this sort of fun isn’t serious or just a sideline in life, what we see and appreciate as we go about our way is an integral part of our life, an influencing part in many ways. Although, as you can see, I am concentrating on one particular aspect today, having covered so many other bits and pieces over the last few years.

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Yes, it’s time to get to the bottom of things, to the butt of many jokes, to the shape behind the figure which, as we wander, makes walking behind someone so much fun, makes us slow down, take our time and simply appreciate.

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Not, of course, that we get to see all these details wandering down the street, they’re mostly covered up and left to our imagination, but a bit of booty can spark many thoughts, many wishes.

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And there is always the chance that, just for a split second, we’ll get a glimpse of that hidden treasure which will probably make out day.

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I’ve always been amazed at how many people concentrate on one aspect, mainly boobies, when there is so much on offer. I don’t mean just the butt, or just the boobies – a fine rack or a bodacious booty are all fine and good – the whole picture is something else. However, I am concentrating today on one aspect, and your eyes should be allowed to feast on a few findings even if your mind doesn’t register the words!

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Because who amongst you is going to read what I write? I mean, I could put a political rant here and it would interest no one at all, unless you only come here for the articles and that, I’m sorry, but I don’t buy it. At least, not for everyone!

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Don’t our eyes always wander when we’re near to a beautiful woman? Or, if you happen to be that way inclined, even a handsome man? Don’t your thoughts tend to concentrate on one particular thing, and I don’t mean what you’re actually meant to be doing, or the conversation that you’re holding.

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Not that we have many conversations with the back of someone’s head, at least, I hope that we don’t!

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You see them face to face while talking, and still your mind wanders off at a tangent when it is the right person, when all the attributes are there and just a little bit of imagination….

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Fine, so I am not leaving a lot to your imagination here, that isn’t the point of my post anyway. This is a little celebration, if you will, of that attribute which follows us everywhere, which has more taboos attached to it than anything else, which we, as the owner or proud possessor, rarely get to see ourselves.

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But, then again, who wants to look at their own bum, their own butt all day when there are so many others out there to see, to wonder at, to marvel over?

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Am I rambling again? Quite possibly, but that’s just because I’m distracted too, as I am sure you can understand.

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And the title of this piece? I daresay I should explain a little. The butt often bears the brunt of most people’s jokes, unless someone is so overweight between the shoulders that you suspect more than just nature. Either it is too large, which seems almost to be a fashion amongst some people, or it isn’t there at all. Meaning it is still there, we all have a butt, but there’s nothing to get to grips with, nothing to behind, nothing to grasp.

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I think we can all remember far more butt jokes than jokes about legs or boobies, and most certainly more derogatory remarks than for any other part of the female – or male – body aside from, perhaps, the face.

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Perhaps, like with No Pants Day, we ought to have a butt appreciation day. Although, I don’t think one day in the year is really going to cut it, do you?

Love & Kisses, Viki.

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