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I Knew It!

Posted by Viktoria Michaelis on May 1, 2013 in Internet |

There is a spammers’ manual, did you know that? A little book full of dirty secrets on how to spam people, how to send out ridiculous comments to hundreds of blogs which either make no sense, are irrelevant or so badly written that a five year old would crease over laughing. It’s not a very long manual, because spammers – as we all know – have an even shorter attention span than normal Internet surfers but, you’ll be glad to hear, I have been able to get hold of a complete copy.

Reading through it I have discovered that most of the spams I have received here, which don’t have Chinese characters or link to one handbag site or another, must be taken from this manual. And, for your pleasure [sic] I am including it here, without the one paragraph instruction which tells the spammer to first switch on their computer and so on.
See how many you recognize:

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Sorry, but I just had to do it. I’ve no sympathy for spammers whatsoever and never will have. To see that one cannot even cut and paste properly is just more proof, for me, that they’ve got fewer gray cells in their heads than candied sugar.

Love & Kisses, Viki.

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