I don’t get as many offers for certain male-oriented pills as I used to. At least, not as mails direct to my inbox. There are still one or two which try to worm their way onto this site through the comments section, but they hit the byte-bin faster than a pair of Crocs. Mostly I get offers of new insurance policies, how to improve my chances of being published without having to pay too much and demands for Bitcoin payments. Perhaps the spammers have given up on me, a woman who clearly needs help getting an erection, or perhaps, and this is more likely, they are marketing their products through other means – such as hacking into websites and inserting advertising link code.
Or perhaps there is a brand new service springing up, certainly in Tuscaloosa, which makes such pills and potions obsolete: the last-minute, surrogate lover.
Screenshot Source: Craigslist
For an unmentioned fee, this advertiser is prepared to slip into your lover’s nest and take your place at just that moment when all else fails. You, he writes, can do all the preparation work, the kissing and the cuddling, and he will do the appropriate ‘hard’ work for you, before withdrawing – ninja-style no doubt – unnoticed into the background once more, your female partner truly satisfied.
Stunt cock slides in does the dirty work as long and as much as needed by the female.
Clearly this is a business opportunity to bring a service to the world which is much-needed. Why shell out for small blue pills when you can have the real thing waiting behind the drapes? No one is going to notice the difference, and you, as the poor male with erectile dysfunction, can still do all the kissing and cuddling as if nothing was wrong.
Tag! your right back in there…
There is, as far as I can see, only one small drawback – assuming that the illusion works and your female notices no changes – which will probably put most people off:
Sorry no sword fighting.
It could have been such a perfect evening…
- Viktoria Michaelis.