How To…. Fail
Ten steps to being a better person. Or to losing weight. Or to getting that job offer you’ve been dying for. Or to winning the Mega Lottery in your State. Everyone has a ten step plan – even German politicians who, when some political venture doesn’t go the way it should, create a ten step [...]
An Eleventh Thing!
Having given you ten things about bus travel yesterday, another sprang into my mind this afternoon which I thought, just for fun, I might share with you all. People who get into the bus, wrapped up to the nines in their thick coats and scarves, woolly hats and gloves, none of which they remove, complaining [...]
Ten Things: Bus Travel.
Ever taken notice of what happens when you travel on the bus? I spend roughly three hours travelling whenever I go into college and one or two things people do have caught my attention. Two people get into the bus complaining about their work, how early they have to get up to catch the bus, [...]
Oh Wonderful Spam!
We all get them, no matter how careful we may be with our e-mail addresses – although I’m pleased to say I haven’t received any on my private account yet – spam: those unwanted, often stupid and most decidedly worthless mails making us offers we can easily afford to ignore. Here are ten of the [...]
Sorry, No Men.
It’s hard to pick only ten from the many I’ve received, but here are – in no particular order – ten replies when I tell men I’m not adding them to my Friends list on Facebook. 1. OOOOH BUT I LOVE YOU TOOO! AND ALL GIRLS!!!! 2. fuck you!!! 3. do you know man have [...]
Things Not To Say.
Life in Germany, compared to my real home in the States, can be complicated when you don’t know the rules. Here are a few things that you shouldn’t say or do in Germany, unless you want trouble! 1. Calling someone an asshole in Germany is an insult which can be brought before the courts and, [...]
Ten #3
Ten things you might not know about Germany. 1. Most Germans would have no problems driving in England, since they use the left-hand lane of their freeways almost exclusively. 2. Despite the prominence of English, German is the language most people in Europe learn as their first language. 3. Germans can gain a university Diploma [...]
Ten #2
Ten things that turn me on. 1. Sexy women. 2. White panties. 3. Upskirt. 4. Erotic photography. 5. Small titties. 6. Tight bums in tight jeans. 7. Dirty talk (without swearwords). 8. Short skirts. 9. Kissing. 10. Tongues. Love & Kisses, Viki.
Ten #1.
Ten things about me that you might not know. 1. I was born in the US on 1 July 1992. 2. I am a Lesbian, that is – for those who aren’t sure – a woman who loves other women. 3. I love erotic photography and have a small collection of photographs on Tumblr. 4. [...]
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